This Muddled Life

hard-to-port:

The sea folk around the docks have a saying: that sailing a good ship, and I mean a good, proper ship, is better than making love. This sounds implausible from a biochemical standpoint and the first question that often comes to mind upon hearing this alleged gem of folk wisdom is, are you sure…

btothef:

I do this for YOU, I hope your day is going well

AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: “Uh-huh. You don’t say? Mm-hmm. Yes. I see.” *looks at watch* “Well, would you look at the time. I really must… be… going…” *backs away slowly* *turns around*

*runs*

[kym.]