My name is Shane. I live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. That means I know how to drink. And how.
So I work in this office for an institute of higher education. This means I am oftentimes bored. The internet has become almost as much of a crutch as vodka has.
When I’m not in this office pretending to work, I pick up 15-20 hours per week as a barista, which is a WAY more better and interesting job. Actually, I love it more than I can say. If it paid better, I’d do that for a living instead.
I guess I’m stuck doing both jobs until my sugar daddy shows up. Said sugar daddy must actually be younger than me.