October 2011
9 posts
This was a real convo
- Old Bag: I bought that Mexican coffee you had on special the other week. It lost its pizazz!
- Me: ...
- OB: I have about two tablespoons left.
- Me: ...
- OB: What is that Brazil coffee like?
- Me: Do you mean the Fazenda Santo Antonio Bourbon Natural?
- OB: Uh...yes, that one.
- Me: It's a nice full-bodied coffee. Very good.
- OB: Oh! How much is that?
- Me: It's about $17 per pound.
- OB: What?!
- Me: It's a very special coffee.
- Old Bag then proceeded to buy some other cheaper coffee, and then handed me the garbage from her fucking purse and told me, TOLD ME, to throw it away.
- I fucking hate old people.
